Saddest book. Ever

Here's what a reviewer wrote in Amazon.com:

Only purchase and read this book if you are a sad, lonely, and depressed person or want to become one. I can think of no other book in the history of the English language that can so quickly melt the spirits of even the most jovial care-free soul. This book is nothing but a downer. Just look at the cover. Doesn't it make you want to weep or perhaps it makes you feel a bit cold and sad inside? Sad, sad, sad. Oh the humanity!

By the way, the front cover appears to show a milkshake and pudding. How do you make that with a microwave?